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《Grammar》最新PPT课件优质课下载
On a girl’s way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said :”If one day, they will not have to stand on their toes all the time.”
Joke 3
A teacher asked asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately , while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.
Joke 4
A guy had stayed sadly in a bar for more than half an hour. Then, a truck driver stepped up next to him, took the drink from the guy, and drank it all down.
The poor man started crying. The truck driver said, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss was pretty angry, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. When I got home, I found my wife in bed with the gardener. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, ."
A.that the last several minutes of a class is the longest
B.the worst is that you show up and drink my poison
?C.my wish that the dancers can grow taller comes true
?D.what you want is a television set
Warming-up: Enjoy four pieces of joke and choose the suitable sentence to complete the joke.
原来那个女孩想嫁的是个电视机！
play music, sing and dance very well, who can tell interesting stories, who does not smoke or drink , who stays at home in the evenings and who stops talking when I'm tired of listening."
The young man got up, took his coat and went to the door, but before he left the house, he turned and said to Betty, "It isn't a man you're looking for. __________________________________ .
Joke 1
Betty was a very pretty girl. Quite a lot of young men wanted to marry her.
One day, one of the young men came to visit her and asked her to become his wife. She answered, "No, John, I won't marry you. I want to marry a man who is famous, who can
D.What you want is a television set
Joke 2
A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately ________________
__________________________________________ while the last several minutes of an exam is the shortest.
A. that the last
several minutes of a class is the longest
Do you agree?