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北师大2003课标版《Lesson 2 Laughter is the Best Medicine》集体备课PPT课件优质课下载
Joke2：A Ugly Baby
Why is some of your hair white, Mommy?
Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white
Mommy, how come all of grandma's hairs are white?
妈妈，为什么你有白头发？
是这样的，每一次你做错了事惹我不高兴甚至把我气哭的时候， 我的一根头发就会变白。
妈妈，姥姥的头发是怎么变白的呢？
· A cowboy sits down on a shuttle next to a mother holding her new baby.
· Proudly showing off her baby, she turned to her companion who'd just sat down next to her.
· “Excuse me, ma'am,” said the cowboy.
· “I don't mean to offend you, but that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole lifetime.”
一个牛仔坐在一架定期往返的班机上，他旁边是一个抱着新生婴儿的母亲。
为了炫耀她的孩子，这位母亲转过来把孩子对着刚坐在她旁边的同伴。
“很抱歉，女士，”这个牛仔说，
“我无意冒犯你，但这确实是我一辈子看到的最难看的孩子了。”
· The mother was uncertain she'd heard correctly, so she asked, “Beg your pardon?”
这位母亲不确定自己听到的是不是真的，
于是她问，“对不起，你说什么？”
A Ugly Baby
· “I mean I've seen bad before, but this one's a real killer.” answered the cowboy.
· Angered at the rudeness, the woman started crying aloud.
·“I'm going to file a lawsuit against this airline and everyone who is on this aircraft. How dare someone insult me and my whole family like that?”
· At hearing the noise, a stewardess hurried over to help out the screaming woman, and try to calm her down.
·“Excuse me, ma'am. Why don't you just settle back while I get you a tin of coke, a pillow for your head, and a banana for your monkey.”
“我的意思是说我以前看过不好看的孩子，