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2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a
ring?
Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone
number?
3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this
morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back,
dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her
face.
There are thousands of jokes which use “play on words” to amuse us. One person asks a question which expects a particular reply. Instead, what he gets is another kind of answer which makes the situation funny. Now read some of these customer and waiter jokes. Can you match the joke with the explanation?
1. C: What’s that fly doing in my soup?
W: Swimming. I think!
(B)
The first person is angry about something and wants to say “Why is this here?” The second person treats it as a request for information, and gives an answer to the question.
2. C: What’s that?
W: It’s bean soup.
C: I don’t want to know what it’s been. I want to know what it is now.
(C)
The answer to the question contains a word which, when spoken, can have two meanings.
The first person is asking for information about time. The second person treats it as a question about shape.
3. C: Waiter. Will the pancakes be long?
W: No, sir. Round.
(A)
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!