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2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Of course. What’s your
telephone number?
3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.
Patient: Doctor. I’ve lost my memory.
Doctor: When did this happen?
Patient: When did what happen?
Anisha: Thank you doctor. My fever is gone.
Doctor: Don’t thank me. Thank god.
Anisha: Then I’ll pay the fees to god.
Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (哲学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!
A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
2. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
3. While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
A tongue twister competition
play on words
tongue twister
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jokes
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riddle
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