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高中英语语法与词汇《Listening and reading》最新PPT课件优质课下载
Policeman: Read the sigh there.
Driver: It says, “Fine for Parking,” so I parked.
Enjoy some verbal jokes:
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2. Girl: If we marry, will you give me a ring?
Boy: Of course. What’s your telephone number?
3. Daughter: Auntie kissed me this morning, Mum! Mum: How nice! Did you kiss her back, dear? Daughter: Of course not. I kissed her face.
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Little Johnny feels sorry for teacher
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology (心理学) courses. She started up her class by saying “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!” After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?” “No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!!
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punchline
the final phrase or sentence of a joke or story, which makes it funny or surprising
couple
Mary Smith
John
ripe plums
jam
jam jars
plum stone
a dark red mess
porridge
a chicken yard
drunken chickens
lift ...up