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选修九《Unit 26 Emotions Input and Language Focus》优秀ppt课件
sketch
What makes you laugh?
A comic book or your favorite cartoon
A humorous column in your favorite newspaper or magazine
A comedy actor like Zhao Benshan
cross-talks (e.g. 如此包装 )
Comedy films (e.g. Mr. Bean )
A classic comedy play (e.g. by Shakespeare)
Articles or sketches sending up some serious contemporary issues
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite all right, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
TWO HEARTS BEATING
A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray to God that you are speaking the truth", his wife says. "May God strike me dead if I am lying." "Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.
AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER
At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. "Only a few words," replies the mugger. "What words do you know?" "Your purse or your life!"
ONLY A FEW WORDS
A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?
B: Friends, of course.
A: Why?
B: I can always borrow money from friends.
Which is more important?
A mother is admonishing her son.
----Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
----But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rides it up the hill.